The Great Salt Lake
A.K.A. Pioneer Poop Reservoir
My dog loved the Great Salt Lake, putting it right behind
eating cat poop and chewing dirty socks. I guess it's the
smell that she loves.
As the second largest body of water on the western hemisphere,
and as the fullest toilet in America it really is a marvel.
With my working olfactory glands, it wasn't hard to believe
that this was used as the main sewage depository for 80 years
Unfortunately, the Great Salt Lake contains salt, one of
the best preserving substances, so it looks like our grandchildren
will get to enjoy the refreshing smell of pioneer fecies for
years to come.
May 30, 2000